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When a male porn actor spits into a female's gaping anus and it falls in without touching the sides
Man, that cute 19yo never looked like she was capable of a spit-through
A type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.
Friend: "John, why are you looking at the ground like that?
John: "I'm waiting out this massive umbilical spit"
The act of bending over and spraying warm diarrhea directly from your anus. Uncontrollable spray diarrhea.
Karen was in the middle of her morning run when she dropped her pants and began hot spitting in the park.
Generic term for ejaculate or other fluids produced by the female genitalia, usually during sexual arousal.
Joe - "So did you manage to get a ride out of that slapper you were chatting up last night?"
Seb - "Yeah, the dirty slut virtually flooded my bed with slit spit"
Joe - "Hmm, I think I can still see some smeared round your mouth actually".
A guy who, with a little improvement, could be boyfriend material.
Ahhh come on, he's a spit shiner! A haircut and he's good to go!
n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.
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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.
An ejaculating penis.
Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.