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a cocky prick who cannot sing and has no talent but is an obvious fuckboy who thinks he can get girls
oh that fag is a real justin bieber
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The reason why Tupac and Biggie died, so that they wouldnt have to listen to her noise. The reason why Osama bin Laden is hiding in the caves. The reason why they had to make auto-tune. The inventor of noise.
Player 1- whats that noise your listening to? it sounds like a little girl crying for candy
Player 2- no its justin bieber crying for candy my sisters are listening to her
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A mirkin that is combed forward.
Example not needed for Bieber Pelt.
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Beiber fever: A rare disease in which the testicles of a male of 13 or older have not descended yet. In result of the lack of testosterone, the male may develop a girlish, high pitched voice, a douchey hair cut, and an even douchier hair flip to accompany it. In a worst case scenario, the male is diagnosed with a very serve case of pussietis (causes uncontrollable acts of being a pussy). Bieber Fever is a very serious thing and should not go untreated. If you or someone you know has Bieber fever, please contact Dr. Dre at 1-800-chronic.
yeah, he must have bieber fever
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The reason why I don't listen to mainstream music anymore. Every time I turn on the damn radio, some autotuned Justin Bieber shit comes on and gives me ear cancer.
Justin Bieber symbolizes everything that is wrong with the modern music industry. He possesses no extraordinary music talent and is grossly overrated. Not having much difference with the shitty mainstream act he replaced, The Jonas Brothers (see 'talentless hacks'), many people predict that Justin Bieber's music career is on the verge of destruction and that the only reason he got so famous was because he had a marketable face, in other words, crazed teenage girls would swoon over him and buy his CD's, regardless of the fact that his music sucks.
Of course, if you believe that his music sucks, a horde of Justin's rabid fans (otherwise known as 'Beliebers') will come and troll you with comments like "GET A LIFE!!!" or "U DNOT KNO REAL MUSIKK!!!1!".
In entertainment media, Justin Bieber is the country's sweetheart, and not just in one country. Entertainment media in countries such as Canada, America and Australia freaking worship this autotuned hack and his crappy music and treat him like a god. However, on the internet, Justin Bieber is the equivalent of Satan.
Belieber: "OMGG!!!ONE1!! I LUvv JUuSTIN BIIEBBER!!"
Person: "..."
Belieber: "OMGG DO u LUV hiIm?"
Person: "No. His music sucks. I hate Justin Bieber."
Belieber: "DIEIEIIEIEIEIE!!!!!!"
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A 15 year old male singer who sounds like he has not yet hit puberty. His voice sounds like a young girl's. Some of his most well known songs are One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, basically all about girls or love, however the songs sound more proper for possibly, a more mature male singer or rapper. Also, in his song one time, he happens to repeat one time many more times than once. Just to sum this definition up, he's a 15 year old boy who sounds like he has not yet hit puberty and sings love songs to impress girls.
"I'mma tell you one time (that i love, that i love you) I'mma tell you one time (that i love, that i love you)"
Figure 1: Dude, I hate that song by Justin Bieber. Shut off the radio.
Figure 2: No way, this 15 year old prepubescent boy is soo dreamy.
Figure 1: are you gay?
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