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Noun: 1.The man, or boy in some cases, that lay prey to the aggressive predatory nature of an older female mate. Then using this mutuality relationship to live happily off the female mates money supply in return for sexual performance. 2. Candy or sugary treat eaten by a cougar.
Sue: "My john is one sweet piece of cougar candy at age 19. If only he were younger."
Jake: "I'm tired of being nothing but cougar candy for you and your lady friends at book club."
A seemingly beautiful older woman who is such a fox. A milf would be the least of your worries..This cougar fox is everything you would ever want in bed..plus she is married..have fun!
Teri is such a cougar fox. She has the looks of a fox but she is such a cougar at the same time! You would be lucky to have this cougar fox rip you apart.
Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
I know you fucked my mom you damn cougar noodler!
A woman of cougar age (usually divorced, separated or unmarried). She doesn't hunt younger men. Instead she lusts at them and mentions it to her close friends and/or relatives in private.
Mom (in a whisper): "Meredith, you see those 5 guys over there? They're hot! Aren't they?"
Meredith: "OMG Mom!!! Those guys are all my age!!!"
Mom (still whispering): "Yeah, I know. But I'd love to get with one of 'em. Too bad I could never tell them that."
Meredith: "You're such a theoretical cougar"
An older whore...erm, woman whom preys on the souls of younger men. Cougars usually consist of women between the ages of 32 and 45 who are usually found lurking around in the suburbs or down the street from your house getting ready for bed while you watch with a pair of binoculars or a telascope if you are a pirate.
DAYUM! That cougar was totally checking me out!
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a younger man that likes to go after older women.
i have had 3 milf's i am a cougar hunter.
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when you wake up with the pubic hair of a middle aged woman (aka Cougar) glued to your face - variation of "gorilla mask"
Hot damn! You totally woke up with a cougar mask!
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