Cow Hick

A Cow Hick is someone that lives in the country or south. Wears tight jeans, dips, likes cows/horses/hogs and western boots and hats. And most importantly they speak like a hick.

Friend : Wanna go to the Barn dance?

Friend 2 : Hell no. There is nothing but cow hicks there.

curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

Naughty cow

A cow that likes running into walls

A naughty cow died

Ass Cow

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.

Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.

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Human Cow

A lactating female who allows herself to have her jugs hooked up to a cow milking machine, usually wearing a cow mask and cow print leather chaps.

That guy's girlfriend is a human cow! He milks her...literally.

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Cow Raptor

White raptors (with cow spots) that attack you while you're trippin' on shrooms in a cow pasture. If you've ever seen a cow raptor, you are probably dead right now.

"Dude, I think I just heard a cow raptor...let's get the FUCK outta here!"

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Cow pie

A large pile of cow shit.

Watch out for that cow pie.

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