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An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

Rumor has it that Thea can Matt Hodin the alphabet.

by Jason, Master Of Disguise December 13, 2008

45πŸ‘ 144πŸ‘Ž


Matt

Cocky and honry and flirtatious as hell as well as a bit conceited but he is also kind hearted and honest. He sticks up for his friends whether they are right wrong or just different, he will always be there for you no matter what.

Matt can you stop hitting on me for a minute I need your help.

by Phoenix orr November 16, 2017

10πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Matt

To do a Matt (v.) is when you're unable to cum for long periods of time or not at all.

Guy 1: Dude I heard that you fucked that girl for 3 hours straight and didn't nut. How'd you do it?
Guy 2: Well it was kinda awkward because I did a Matt

by Big d 789 May 21, 2016

21πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Matt

Matt is the abbreviation of the name matthew . ancient Greeks used it for an ugly beast some people miss interpreted it as sexy beast. Also means the gift of satan this was until Matthew became a follower of Jesus the name became gift of god but it was not what he should of done as he made judus tell the romans where Jesus was. There have been many Matthews since mostly gay, tall, keriths bf, selfish, and backstabbing people. 80% of all Matt's have small dicks and man boobs.

Jeff- what did u do yesterday
Georgia- I slept with this dude he was strangely tall and I think he's gay and his dick is tiny
Jeff- oh Matt

Kerith- Matt is my sweetie
Matt- kerith is ma baby

by tomnalson November 4, 2014

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


matt

Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.

Matthew Watkinson.

by matthew watkinson May 8, 2010

23πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


Matt

Matt. He’s the best boy bestfriend you could ever ask for. He dosent show his emotions often but once you really get to know him you won’t regret it. He’s really chill, funny, nice, sweet, and super caring. Not only does he have the personality but he’s also really cute. He’s a skater who loves hanging out with his friends. He never lets anyone down and will always be there for you. He’s the most caring person you could meet. You wouldn’t ever want to trade him for a different bestfriend.

Hey do you know Matt?

No but I heard he’s super chill and I guess he’s a lot of fun to hangout with.

by number#1bestie July 21, 2018

9πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Matt

The type of person who would rather die than betray his friends or those they love. He is the strongest bravest man on earth. Matts are without a doubt the best people on earth

Did you here about how Matt got in the way of the bullet heading towards his friend?

by SteelCity8719 July 3, 2016

8πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž