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A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.
"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."
A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).
I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.
A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party
Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.
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A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.
Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."
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A character in the hit Brodway musical, Avenue Q. He believes that the internet is for porn and seems to be a spoof of cookie monster from sesame street
TREKKIE monster
The internet is for porn
KATE
Lyrics from Avenue Q:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE monster
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE monster
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
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a truly messed up Sesame Street character gone wrong. They took my beloved cookie eating monster away from me and replaced him with this son of a bitch"the veggie monster." No one cares if your child is fat, it's just a show, how about better parenting. The song "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" has been changed to "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food,". Bullshit.
fat little son of a bitch: do you re3member the cookie monster?
me: yea, its fat little kids like you that got him changed to the veggie monster.
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