A ginormous amount, so large such that one prefers a generic measurement rather than a precise number.
Dude, you have a metric crap-ton of DVD's.
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A large quantity of something, usu. intended to be greater than hugantic or ginormous but regardless is referring to multiple items or actions.
All right, recruit--I'd better see me a metric butt ton of shoe polish on those boots or I'm gonna rip you a new one!
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I'm afraid I can't join you and the lads for the croquet match today, as I have a metric butt ton of wallhangings to color-coordinate before the Gimp arrives this evening.
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Like a metric assload, a metric shit ton is exactly 204.62262 pounds more than a shit ton.
"ph33r! Dr. Eccles gave us a metric shit ton of homework."
"Crapping Christ, I've got a metric shit ton of bitches to call tonight."
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A "rocker" or a "ton up boy" was an adolescent member of 1950s British biker subculture.
"The Ace cafe was a popular hang-out for the ton-up boys."
More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.
That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.
In excess; a large amount, generally more than what is expected.
This term is not restricted to weight, but is more a quantitive factor.
Wow, I have a metric ass ton of homework to do tonight.
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The words you hear right before pentakill.
"This Yas is no problem. He's gonna die right no-"
-In the distance.- "SORYE GEI TON."
Announcer: "Enemy Pentakill!"