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Wayward Traveler

One who has traveled 100,000 miles or more in one calander year.

One who lives on the road, outside of the normal rules of society, almost anarchistic in nature, often misunderstood, searching for the ultimate beauty in life.

A Wayward Traveler understands culture, politics, social causes on a personal level from experiencing those issues first hand. i.e. An opinion on immigration is based on actually watching people sneak over the U.S. border as opposed to reading about it.

These experiences often lead to people who fall into this catagory to develop a very strong sense of social responsibility, often putting themsleves after others.

Wayward Travelers are known for their survival instincts, craftiness, and their humble nature.

Also, totally killer tan.

I met a Wayward Traveler today. He was able to give me detailed, accurate directions to Yellowstone, while offering lodging, and restaraunt suggestings without having to use the internet.

by LaserWaffles November 13, 2011

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Travel Foxes

These were THE shoes to own in the late 1980s if you were a real guido! Damn I miss them!

"Yo Joey,..I think these pants would go great with my white Travel Foxes!"

by a REAL guido September 14, 2008


Travel braggage

bragging about your recent travel or trips. Boasting about any aspect of one's travels that are just going to far.

His travel braggage took up our entire lunch break!!

by farkwye March 30, 2022


Travel dick

A female friend that lives out of town that travels into town just for hooking up and have a good time no commitment.

Susan has some travel dick coming into town this week.

by The traveler October 26, 2019


Travel Lob

A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.

Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.

Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.

Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on

Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.

Driver: Oh. Oh OK.

by burty330 July 31, 2012


Travel Hit

If a party call a legal (travel hit) between the exchange of a high powered nicotine delivery device. The party is then allowed to hit the device before the exchange is complete

A party asked to hit the vape. While the vape is about to be exchanged “I call legal travel” the person is then allowed to hit the vape then pass it to the person who asked to hit

A travel hit is when a person can hit the vape before it is being passed to the person that asked to hit it

by Dr.Lomond August 11, 2023


Dark travel

Dude its fucking johnathan gd kinda shit its cool level might even beat it some day and also... Dual gamemode is the best gamemode.

Person : did u see him play that cool level what is It called again

Person 2 : dual gamemode is the best gamemode

Person 3 : dual gamemode is the best gamemode -dark travel man

by wNohan October 12, 2021