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It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.
"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."
noun. Slang for penis, dick, cock, etc., specifically when being fellated.
"Man, he ain't interested in your sister -- he only plays the pink trombone."
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A lovely phrase meaning crack pipe.
First used by Holy Moly:
"You are never alone with a glass trombone"
Pete loved playing with his glass trombone.
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A sexual act involving two partners (at least one male) in the 69 position. One partner works the male partner's penis like a trombone, while blowing into his ass, like a trombone.
Let's get in the 69 position and you can practice playing the jamaican trombone.
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Having a girl lick your asshole while giving you a hand job. Just like a rusty trombone but with bloody hemmoroids
My girlfriend wanted to give me a rusty trombone but was surprised when she looked like a vampire when she was finished. I laughed and told her it was a bloody trombone.
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when you fuck a girl in the ass and then jizz but keep on fucking her when you pull out your dick it looks like a rusty trombone.
i did a rusty trombone last night
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a rusty trombone except the "mouthpiece" is exceptionally dirty
she was sure in for a surpise when i hadn't wiped in a few days, and she played the crusty trombone.
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