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Accidental Trophy

A trophy that is won by Cristiano Ronaldo is am accidental trophy.

Cristiano Ronaldo won an accidental trophy in 2016.

by Brainass June 7, 2021


Trophy Pusher

Usually a hot mom or nanny that pushes small children around in strollers around the neighborhood.

You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.

by 2LunchTommy November 10, 2020


Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016


Trophy Dyke

Term used for a young girl/woman whose coming-out is near-instantly accompanied with her promotion to best friend status with every random "progressive" female friend/acquaintance who "always wanted a gay bestie". The Trophy Dyke's new-found legion of "best friends" religiously emphasize on her sexual orientation during any conversation with her or in her presence, apart from showering her with unsolicited (and often inappropriate) attention.

"Stop parading me around town like I'm your Trophy Dyke"

by AbstractiGirl January 15, 2015


trophy mama

A sexy hot woman who also happens to be a mother.

Me and my trophy mama went dancing last night .

by White Bear Movemnet May 8, 2016


Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018


Trophy fingers

The glorious musk and possibly residue one accumulates after finger-blasting a fertile woman

The office smells a little funny this morning, is someone sporting trophy fingers?

by fingerblaster10 December 17, 2010