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Slang for reproductive organs (male scrotum and female ovaries), especially when referring to animal reproductive parts.
Pet parent #1: "I just made an appointment to get Bruiser neutered"
Pet parent #2: "Good. So, when's he losing the trouble nuggets?"
A phrase suggesting Tuesdays are easy unimportant days, unlikely to cause drama or major shifts. Also used as a comeback to reject or shut down the start of drama.
"Stop starting shit. There's no trouble on a Tuesday."
(Meaning, today is NOT my day to deal with that.)
Or..."I don't want to go to work today, but it's ok, but because there's no trouble on a Tuesday.
British slang for A kid between the ages of 11-14 who smokes and drinks and stays out late thinking they’re cool and not acting their age. Also they’re most likely annoyingly loud and often mouthy and steal from their parents
11 at night Load of year 12s : *sitting down on a bench*
Troubled yutes: oiiiii!!!
Year 12s: shut up go to bed do you want me to come and tuck you in?
Troubled yutes:*tries to flex cigs they pikied from their parent
Year 12s: Jesus Christ the amount of troubled yutes these days
The person with whom your soul rests in but you are in a state of denial about it. So instead of committing to a normal relationship, you instead commit to an exclusive friends with benefits situation with emphasis on the friends and extra feelings. Calling him/her/they “my trouble” still implies a relational aspect with a degree of mystery.
“No, I can’t give you my number. That man over there is my trouble.”
Woman use it to create rapport, men will avoid it even at the risk of their status. Basically, drama, squabbling, quarreling, death "threats," blackmailing, gossiping, etc, whether it be in person, in public or in private, on the phone, over social media or text, even Snapchat, etc.
Wife: "You're a piece of shit, screw you."
Husband: "Okay."
Ten minutes later:
"You fucking CUNT BITCH, I will have you deported to fucking Vietnam."
Wife: "Oh, good, maybe then I could find a real man, even they aren't as tiny as you, jerk."
Husband: "I just measured all 8 1/4 inches of it after watching excellent Asian anal porn. If you weren't so god damn ugly, you wouldn't have a tiny problem."
Wife: "Asian Anal??? I always knew you were gay :)"
Husband: "Well that's been enough trouble talk for one day, will return in 10+ hours, going to fucking sleep, have fun at your mom's."
When you give a problem a bloody good try and it still doesn't work out.
Don't be so hard on yourself. You gave it your best trouble shot.
When a male freezes his java juice and gets a swippity swoppity . then slides his cold cum cube up her mangina getting pregnant with himself. once the insect looking little fuck is born he changes back to a man and pretends to be a single dad to get a fuckton of pussy.
What did you do this summer John?
I made double the trouble...