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When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.
She gets the ice cream I get the lube!
Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already
A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.
“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”
A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"
James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.
Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.
1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.
2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.
Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.
Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"
When you and your significant other are snuggling under a blanket on the couch and you receive hand relief whilst continuing to pay attention to what's on TV. No words are spoken.
Jenny was so dedicated to finding out what was happening next on GOT but also wanted to keep her man happy so she gave him a snuggle tug to kill two birds with one stone.
The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark
"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."