A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people’s personality and actions because them their self is insecure
A person who’s a bitch and ugly and feeds of off other people because they have no personality
To destroy grass by spinning the wheels of a vehicle on it, typically as a quick and easy way to get revenge on a suburban property owner.
Old geezer down the block said "stay off my lawn." Tonight Imma turf his front yard.
The pubes that appear between and around the but hole, arse cheeks and gooch.
'she had a little more Moon Turf than expected, it made it hard to work around, even more than myself. She's started a turf war.'
Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.
To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.
I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍
My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.
I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.
1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.
My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.
He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.
I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.
dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live
dervish turf is the stretch wherein exclusively dhulbahante live