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The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

by Captain Jackass April 5, 2011

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twitterizing

The act of terrorizing a person via twitter.

My ex has been twitterizing me for weeks. She just won't leave me alone.

by cjk156 July 27, 2009

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Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks June 1, 2011

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Twitter

A hellhole filled with gays and dream stans. Do anything on there and you will be cancelled.

Man 1: I use twitter
Man 2: wtf ew

by KAINEBLoX November 25, 2021

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Twitter

Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.

Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

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twitter

mental illness

twitter bad

by LukeDaNoob April 8, 2021

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twitter

social media platform for sex offenders

jesus fucking christ twitter is a cesspool

by zanek111 November 11, 2020

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