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uber chavs are the kinda chavs you see mooching around looking for people`s days to ruin
they may be seen running over pet cats,throwing milkshakes at the elderly,threatening emos with knives or putting dogs into sacks and burning them
they can`t be separated from the normal chav (homo-inferior) usually until its to late and they've already phoned up there pikey mates to help them out,knowing they need at least 18 people to tackle a single "goff"
ayisha:hey wheres my cat?
ayishas mum:erm...5 uber chavs just ran over its head with there mini-motos they stole off that little girl*points at crying little girl*
ayisha:fucking necrophiliapediobeastophiles swallow cock and die
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the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language
After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.
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a form of slang that is used to represent someone who is the worst "noob" ever. as seen in the eyes of those who call him/her as such.
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When you wait so long for your Uber that you shit your pants. There are two kinds of Uber shitters...those that will still get in the car with their shitty pants and that those that refuse to get in, out of respect for the upholstery.
After a big meal and several draft beers, Ryan and his crew needed an Uber to take them to the club. Their driver, Omar, was still 10 minutes away when Ryan started having terrible shit pains. Rather than risk missing the ride and disappointing his crew, he decided to hold it in till they got to the club....bad decision. With Omar but minutes away, Ryan dropped an Uber shit straight through his underwear and into his pants. The Uber pulled up to the curb and now it was crunch time. Ryan refused to get in the car, it was a matter principle. His crew jumped in and swore they would never tell anybody about the incident. Ryan stood alone on the sidewalk and called his mom to bring him pants and underwear.
An insult.
When calling somone a cow just isn't enough.
Did you see that cow on the bus?
Ya, She's uber-moo!
it is a term used for the one person in the partie who had to much to drink and is now dancing, flirting, rocking the boat and even puking althow he/she usually is the quiet one
*arthur was drunk last night
-yeah, he was uber social
*no, he wasn't he was just pissdrunk
-well did you see him perform his ninja skills???
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Very Fresh or Very Cool
Referring to something which is hip
My coffee this morning was uber mint.
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