fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

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Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

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Open up a can of dumb-ass

the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.

Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.

do you want my foot up your ass

when someone is acting or being stupid and you get mad this is what comes out of your mouth

why are you being an idiot, do you want my foot up your ass

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Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

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I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

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I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

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