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When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.
Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"
Referring to someones inability to do something.
Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced
A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
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a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
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Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!
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a futile effort, not worth pursuing
If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".
when you unleash your rage on a dickhead because they cant stop singing
shut the fuck up you bitch ass mother fucker
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"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."