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Macking on some girl in her bedroom
Sorry I can’t hang out today, I’m packing for Utah.
Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).
"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."
"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."
"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."
When the penis is all that can be seen of a Mormon male when having sex through a hole in a sheet.
Marianne was aroused when imagining that the Utah ghostick was not that of her husband, but some other man hiding under the sheet.
When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.
Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.
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Something that might come to your mind when you're trying to think of a really forgettable US state
Harry: What's the most obscure US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!