The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.
Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!
Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?
Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.
when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.
this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.
When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth
Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip
there are 2 vagina holes in the vaginal area! One for sexual intercourse and another so you can let urine out!
some people may think there is 3 - the other one being for female ejaculation but let me tell you this - THEY ARE LYING!!!!!!
''Dude..I've got 3 vaginal holes''
''YOU ARE LYING. you only have 2''
One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina
She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air
When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.
John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."
The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.
"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.