Wang juice

Generally any liquid that comes out of your penis. Ex. Pee or cum

Man I can't wait to swallow all of dads wang juice.

WANG SMASH

The art of using your penis or "wang" to "smash" someone's face. Usually shouting "WANG SMASH!" while, or just before executing the meaning is common.

Can also be used as an adjective meaning you are better than or "owned" a subject/person

-Literal-
Girl: *on knees unzipping Boy's pants
Boy: "WANG SMASH" *cock whips Girl's face, resulting in an embarrassingly shaped bruise*

-Non-literal-
Einstein: " and that is my Cosmological Constant."
Ninja: "Hey Einstein! You didn't account for the amount of Asians jumping up and down at the same time. WANG SMASH!"

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Wang ZhiZhi

Standing 7'1 and weighing in excess of 215 lbs, Wang ZhiZhi was the first Chinese basketball player to play in a NBA regular season game. Signing with the Dallas Mavericks in 2000, ZhiZhi took the NBA by storm averaging nearly 5 points and 1 rebound per game. ZhiZhi is best known for his tendency to shoot the 3, a rare attribute for a player of his height. His career ended with the Miami Heat in 2005 where he averaged 2 points and .9 rebounds per game. ZhiZhi is a known acquaintance of current NBA Center Yao Ming. See also Wang ZhiZhi'ed.

Man, that Wang ZhiZhi can sure hit the 3!

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wang drain

A social phenomenon in which men from Western countries seek attractive, dutiful, and feminine women from Asia, Latin America, or Eastern Europe. Analogous to the “brain drain,” but in geographic reverse.

Example 1:

Danielle: Like, where are all the good guys at? I don’t get it. I have a career that keeps me super busy; short nails; pasty skin; a 32-inch waist; Ugg boots; frizzy blond hair; a pair-shaped body, and a master’s degree. I can barely cook and have slept with, like, just 28 guys. What gives?

Dave: Hmm, I’d say it’s the wang drain. Like Mike, the cool guy from sales, he just married a hot Japanese chick that works part time and has long nails; almond skin; sexy sandals; shiny black hair; an hourglass figure, and a bachelor’s degree. She’s a great cook and has had just two boyfriends before him. You seriously gotta step your game up.

Example 2:

Jessica: Why are there so many American, Swedish, German, Canadian, and British men living in Thailand and China?

Jeff: It’s not obvious? They’re part of the wang drain; they’re sick of imperious, career-obsessed American girls with huge senses of self-entitlement and mannish physiques, so they’ve come to seek beautiful, soft-spoken, feminine Asian women instead. It’s really quite simple.

Example 3:

Emily: Who’s that slut?

Elizabeth: Oh, that’s Kevin’s girlfriend. She, like, must have a 23-inch waist or something. She looks like a total ho. I heard she’s from, like, Croatia. Kevin must be part of that wang drain thingy.

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wang clang

when someone goes to sack tap you and hits your cock instead of your balls.

that wang clang really hurt

Noodle Wang

A penis that is elongated, thin and wiggly. The phallic antithesis and arch nemesis of a chode.

Wow Fred, you've got a serious noodle wang on you. Be careful you don't poke someone's eye out with it.

zepang wang

A fob university professor who barley speaks english, and is mostly incoherent to his/her students. Most likely in your first/second year math/science/econ classes.

Bob; Hows your calc prof this semester?

Jimmy; I can't understand him and he stares at the board the entire time. Total zepang wang!