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Being late for something because you were masturbating
"Hey bro, you're ten minutes late, what happened"
"Wank delay bro, you know how it is"
While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives
I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants
When you're having trouble concentrating on a task and have a quick wank to refocus yourself.
I just couldn't get started on my assignment so I had a motivation wank which helped me get going
A public toilet or toilet cubicle
Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!
A guy that is so into himself that his junk don't stank.
Larry played shuffleboard like a wank jank.
pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal dick access when porn opportunity arises
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures boner against chest in jerk stop emergency. For best results boner should cover two inches above belly button when Wank Pants restrained
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his Wank Pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, porn playing, jerking his lubed dick, eager to nutt on his chest
boners that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of Wank Pants
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When your having a wank, just before blow the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
a friend tried a suicide wank and won!!! he did it and failed the second time!!
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