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When your cars tires yeet off the street and you go spinning through the rain.
"YO dad im sorry i wreked your car. I went vehicle skiing and it commited the big destroi."
An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.
A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
Black skies are typically a symbol for hopelessness and bad times ahead.
all i see is black skies
A man who skis up behind women bumping into them accidentally on purpose.
oh sorry babe Im just learning. my names Neil...Im a ski bummer
When someone does multiple lines of cocaine in a row
Did you hear what Brian did last night? He jumped through a window and ran all the way home after skiing the slopes.
A bopper is someone who gives a guy head or jacks them off. If you were sitting on the couch in the middle, making the hand movements as if you were skiing, than a ski-bopper is someone who jacks two guys off at the same time.
Caitlin just totally gave Mike and John a ski bopper on the couch.
A girl who goes up to a ski mountain not to ski, but to pick up guys.
The ski bunny hooked up with some of the mountain's ski bum instructors.
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