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a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.
Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.
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The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.
Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.
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one of three dumbasses that are numbered 1,2,and 3 man who run around with their thumbs up their asses messing up the break room and talking about loading in the desert because all of them have maybe done it once and it is the only thing in their life that they feel is worth talking about besides the fat chick with huge titties that they took home from the bar because they are so dumb that they had to pay the bitch to pretend to like what they had to offer.
weapons troop: i need to put gas in this diesel truck.
weapons expediter: take the gas key from my GASOLINE fueled truck and just throw in some unleaded, I did it once while I was in the desert in between loading bombs on planes and it didn't hurt anyone.
weapons troop: it sure is nice to know that if I fuck this up everyone already thinks that I am an idiot
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If you are not being threatened with violence then pointing a gun at the other person would constitute assault with a deadly weapon (felony) and brandishing a firearm. If you didn't have a concealed carry permit, you would also be guilty of carrying without a permit (first offense misdemeanor or felony, second offense felony). You would be arrested, lose your gun, go to jail, probably for more than a year, and lose your right to keep and bear arms. Exact penalty would depend on plea bargaining, the quality of your attorney and what the judge had for breakfast.
Some fool starts yelling at you after a fender bender and you pull out your glock and he calls the cops it will probably be assault with a deadly weapon.
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A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.
"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"
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This is a weapon of mass discrution , capeable of kill millions of people its is also George W bush favorite weapon and can of often be seein odering some one to fire it into some unexpection middle easten country and then blaming it on suddam hussain or osamer bin lardin
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A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
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