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Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.
"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."
Meaning the noise associated respiratory mucas and infection; when it pops, crackles, whistles or wheeze's.
Brochitis dude: Wheeze.. Cough..Splutter....Whistle....Mew
Brochitis dude friend: WTF was that?
Brochitis dude: Damn chest weasel's again!
A rogue weasel affected by harful radiation, therefore giving it superdooper powers. These powers include the ability to penetrate and power-rape.
"WHOA BRO! didja see that rad-weasel right therr??!? It just power-raped me!!"
we all have that friend that leaves the boys for a hoe that ''friend'' is a dick weasel
person 1 '' have you seen tunty around?''
person 2 '' nah he's being a dick weasel again''
A guy who hangs around bars and attempts to steal other people's girls. He won't do it in front of the guy, but prefers to wait until the guy goes to the restroom or outside to smoke, before he weasels on up and attempts to steal his poon-tang.
This guy Brandon was at the bar being a total tang weasel.
A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.
Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.
A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel