went to maugham

doing something scandalous at an elementary school.

"i totally went to maugham last night!"
"omg really?"
"yeahhh mannn it was sickk"

records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

I could have gotten something better but I got this instead

Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

Went east

Things went terribly; circumstances were undesirable.

"My wife left me, I lost my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went east"

my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

Went full Stu

-Someone who is being A complete cunt for no reason.

-Someone who is pointing out small details that are not relevant to the topic at hand.

-A Complete Cunt

"Oh man, did you see Dave complain about those documents I sent over. Man, HE WENT FULL STU!"