my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

went down like bobby brown

Having sex with a feminist, who removes your testicules, thus making you a homosexual, and engaging in lewd sex acts.

* no relation to singer/crackhead Bobby Brown

Comes from the song by Frank Zappa

After that dyke cut Jim's balls off, he went down like Bobby Brown, and shoved a pineapple up his ass.

Went Albanian

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

Went full Stu

-Someone who is being A complete cunt for no reason.

-Someone who is pointing out small details that are not relevant to the topic at hand.

-A Complete Cunt

"Oh man, did you see Dave complain about those documents I sent over. Man, HE WENT FULL STU!"

Went east

Things went terribly; circumstances were undesirable.

"My wife left me, I lost my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went east"

Bambo went Rambo

That day when a crazy Karen names Gingy Pubes got triggered and threw all the bags around and broke a phone.

Dude 1: Did you hear what happened at lunch
Dude 2: yeah I heard Bambo went crazy
Dude 1: yeah, Bambo went Rambo