what, bro what are you talking about man

the meme you see on almost every youtube video
in other words,
a reporter asked Russell Westbrook a question about his basketball match against the Jazz team and Russell Westbrook responded with "what?! bro what are you talking about man?"

Reporter: "Russell, did you guys lose this game or did the Jazz win this one?"
Russell: "what, bro what are you talking about man" (w/o punctuation)
"bro, I'm out man. yall trippin"

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What you doin?

used not as a question but more as a statement as if to say "stop that now because you lok like someone who doesn't understand socially acceptable behaviour"

usually complimented with a sigh, a look to the floor/heavens and a shaking of the head

YOUR FRIEND eats a burger and spills 70% of his ketchup on and around his body

YOU say "What you doin?" and then walk off

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what you tell?!

What you tell it's like :
"oh, really?"
or
"no, you are kidding me!"

it's an original phrase by me!

my friend : "Dude, she has really big boobs...you've never seen boobs like that!"
me : "What You Tell??!?!?!"

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what the fuck you!?

Literally a combination of the expressions, "What the fuck?" and "Fuck you!/.," used(and not limited) to express both confusion and outrage. What the fuck you can also be abbreviated as WTFY(...), wtfy(...), or a have various combination of misused capitalization and spelling for a more bizarre tone(i.e. WtfU, etc.). WTFY can be expressed with an emphasis more lenient on outrage by first ending in an exclamation point, or to express more confusion by first ending in a question mark, both optionally followed respectively by their counterparts, or more of the same.

13.99 shipping and handling? WTFY!?

John: "Hey honey, I don't know you but I'm gonna try to be as obvious and degrading as I can to point out that I find you sexually attractive and my motive is to use you as an object."
Jane: "What the fuck you!?"

Brosky: "Hey dad, can I like borrow 400 dollars for my bills?"
Father: Puts down newspaper, "What the fuck you son?"

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what you on foe

It is another way of saying what you doing or what you up to

“yo”

“yo”
“what you on foe”

“chillin”

what you need, when you need it

What some website domains say when they're

A: for sale

B: the website is down

"I think I'm gonna go to *******.com, that's one of my favorite sites!"

Computer: *******.com: What you need, when you need it

"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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What did you say about my mum?

A phrase normally used by Chavs to indicate he wants to fight the person he says it too (usally the person is involuntarily put into the situation).

Chav sees non Chav person passing him (them) at night.
"What did you say about my mum? (What you say about my mum?)
"Umm nothing..?"
*Smack*

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