what are you doing step bro?

The question you ask when your step bro walks into your room with his big schlong dong out and about. Expect "Sweet Home Alabama," to start playing in the next few seconds.

Step Sis: *in a loli voice* What are you doing step bro? *bites her lip as she tugs on her skirt*

FBI Agent: Okay I have seen enough

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What's a girl to do?

Anything a girl wants or does given a particular circumstance.

"What's a girl to do? I mean she's faced with choices and decisions daily: Do I eat a salad? Or settle for a big mac and a super size fry?"

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What Are You Doing Step Bro?

What you ask when your step bro is doing something he’s not supposed to.

Step Sis: “HELP! I’M STUCK”
Step Bro walks in.
Step Sis feels something.
Step Sis: “What Are You Doing Step Bro?”

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What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

When someone enters your house without your permission and you are a big fan of shrek...
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.

Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?

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What Can Brown Do For You?

1) an ill-fated ad campaign for UPS.

2) it can come out of your ass to make you feel less full.

My stomach was gurgling and I felt so bloated. So I asked myself “what can brown do for you?” and proceeded to the nearest toilet to take a huge shit.

what are you doing step bro?

used for when your step bro stands in the middle of your room with his phone and his dick out.

“what are you doing step bro? get out of my room!“

“uh, i was just trying to find the toilet..“

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W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

Synonym for what would jesus do? but you ask yourself what would Gucci Mane do?

Should I buy Chiquita bananas or Minute Made Lemonade. W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?

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