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Getting so drunk that you can't get it up.
guy #1: "So, did you do Shelly last night?"
guy #2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick."
guy #1: bummer.
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Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
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Those who describe whiskey as their hobby and the silly things they do in pursuit of bottles of whiskey; mostly driven by fear of missing out and the need to post 'impressive' and usually unopened bottles on social media.
That whiskey tater camped out overnight at the liquor store for chance to buy a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.
That tater started his own blog so brands would send him free sample bottles of whiskey.
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Condition caused by drinking too much whiskey which causes loose stool, a.k.a. "the runs".
I spent all morning on the toilet, I have the damn whiskey runs.
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A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.
Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)
Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).
Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
Dennis, suffering from whiskey dick, found it impossible to please Jane for the night.
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The act of drinking a shot of whiskey in one quick gulp, then right away afterwards drinking a full pint of lager (or beer). The participant often has the glass of whiskey in one hand and pint of lager (or beer) in the other hand, because the drinks are consumed in quick succession, always with the whiskey first, then the lager (or beer) after the whiskey to wash the whiskey down.
In a pub or bar: "I am gonna do a whiskey chaser"
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When you hijack someone's post on Facebook to type 5 paragraphs about how you talked on the phone to the Chief Engineering Officer of the Enterprise (NCC-1701-D), no matter how true it was, and then you delete it because it's completely irrelevant... you might have whiskey fingers.
When you cheer yourself on for posting 2 Tweets with exactly 140 characters... you might have whiskey fingers.
When you comment on your brother's in-laws families post about Blackberry using the phrase "RIM job" and then giggle for a half hour straight, well - you probably have whiskey fingers. (Then forget to delete it, but luckily everyone involved finds it funny because RIM is doing so poorly on the market. Thankfully you read things while you're sober and have some small understanding of the tech industry.)
When you spend more than like 5 minutes adding some bullshit entry to Urban dictionary cause I don't fucking know why but I'm going for a smoke now.
Oh man. Oh, FUCK man. I drank like a fifth of... some kind of whiskey. Man. I am so highly intoxicated right now, I am like... INEBRIATED. My fingers are just typing because of the whiskey.
I think I have whiskey fingers.
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