Mom

She is a asshole and a hore

My mom is a ass

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Mom

An incorrect spelling of the word "mum"

Steve: "My mom beat me earlier!"
John: "I think you mean your MUM beat you earlier."

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Mom

GAY

YOURE MOM GAY AND UR DAD LES
doaufuafuohaofafhiuabctatuvviaxbuajveuf

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Mom

Someone who beats you then apologize

My mom beat me then said sorry

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Mom

The nicest person you have ever met and you would not replace her with anyone else. Although she has left you at "Walmart" and "Toys R Us" once you still love her. You admire her more than anyone else. She takes care of you everyday. She makes the best food and you adore her baking. She makes sure you make the choice that is best for you always. She is supportive in everything that you do and motivates you to achieve your dreams. 😍😁😀😄😊🙃🙂☺️😁😺🐵

"Man, my mom is the best!"

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Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

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mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

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