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A maniac with the mentality of a 15 year old teen who is so gud at the drums that he can bring back the dead.
Demon Child: I wish Grandma wasn’t dead
Ghost Johnson: Hellllllooooooooo
Demon Child: What’s up with this ad about resurrection
Ghost Johnson: I play the Drums soo gud, that I bring back the dead
Demon Child: REALLY!!!
Ghost Johnson: Time to do a drum solo
“Intense Drumming”
Ghost Johnson: Bring back grandma!
Demon Child: It’s actually working!
Demon Child: OH MY GOD SHE DOESNT HAVE ANY SKIN
Ghost Johnson: No refunds
Is the hottest shitpost community commenter. And she deserves more recognition. Also she’s a Jade West wannabe.
Did you guys see Graceann Johnson’s comment it was funny as heck and low key based.
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A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.
Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!
The female version of booty call.
Derek, don't take this call for more than it is. It's strictly a johnson call. Just bring your johnson.
One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".
Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.
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Silly harlot who fucks you then sues you. Yes, she did go to law school.
Wow, you're really acting like Katy Johnson.
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The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
I was out of condoms, so I had to use a Boris Johnson
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