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In the year 952 A.D. a group of Norwegian Vikings were exploring a large cavern in a mountain named "Mount Williams." After the Vikings were about to leave the cave the entrance collapsed and they were trapped. After they were trapped they ran low on supplies and in order to survive they had to eat each other’s scalps, hair, and weird fungus growing between their feet. Eventually they became as skinny as toothpicks and then through lack of sunlight they became very pale much so as the paleness of a vampire's skin. In order to acquire the fungi growing between their toes they had to lift their arms up like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and claw at their toes. Eventually the transformation into A Williams was complete. The Williams claws had grown by five inches, and they sprouted wings. When they sprouted wings they were able to fly through the hole in the mountain and eventually they went southward and terrorized many African villages and then challenged the vampire's territory of Transylvania and after they killed off all the vampires and dragons in the world. They also went hunting for the Lochness Monster and during their hunt gained the ability to breathe underwater and after the Lochness Monster was killed they used its skull as a piss pot. When The Williams became to widespread a Middle Eastern clan named "Sarkosh" went hunting for The Williams, and eventually killed most of them off.
1. "A Savage Williams broke into my house today and took a dump on my pillow."
2. Mother: "How was your day at school?"
Son: "I got my scalp bit off by a Williams."
3. A Roman: "IT'S THE WILLIAMS IN THE SKY!!"
Many Williams: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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William is a HOT French freshmen. He is often said to have a short temper. He is said to have AMAZING abs. He is tall and tan. has spiky black hair. he has a steamy hot smile. So hot he is Godly!!!
Oh my William
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William is a Transgender that likes to travel places and he is very out going and loves dressing as a dog
A guy who's not only amazing, he's a sexual guru aswell. The perfect boyfriend who won't broke your heart ever.. Only your bed.
"Did you see that guy? Such a William."
A name for a secretly gay person
Guy 1: He is such a William.
Guy 2: I heard he likes you.
William is the cutest, sweetest boy you will ever meet. He is extremely caring and will do anything for anyone. Williams are typically blonde or brunette with brown or green eyes. If you ever meet a William, keep him, because you'll regret losing him. Love him. Cherish him, because if you lose him, You won't get him back easily. Williams are very sentimental so if you're dating them, expect grand gestures. He has the biggest heart that anyone can have. So if you have a William, KEEP HIM SIS!
girl one: I met someone!
girl two: really?! whats he like?
girl one: he's really sweet and he has blonde hair and green eyes.
girl two: must be a William.
girl one: How'd you know?!