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fat loser who makes shitty videos
did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!
When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head
The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.
The Wizard of Oz is a movie classic. It's the most watched family movie of all times.
The Wizard of Oz opened in theaters on August 25, 1939 and has since became the best- loved movie in history.
Linda has never seen "The Wizard of Oz" , the most watched movie in the world. GOOD LORD!!!
When a man has anal sex with either a male or female and then proceeds to slap their shit stained dick on the other persons face.
Guy 1: So, how was last night with Beatrice?
Guy 2: It was going pretty badly until I pulled out of the pink and put it in the stink, then I gave her a real good marmite wizard.
Guy 1: That sounds fucking magical.
The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday
"Dude, what day is it?"
"It's Saturday, Man"
"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"