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A man with large chests and a negative penis.
person: (-) x (-) = +, so (negative penis * negative penis) = Positive Penis
Negative Penis = woman, so (woman * woman) = man
There is 1 woman in a woman, so Woman = man
Literally everyone: this conversation is so high IQ its hurting my head
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Something that you don't have lol
I also don't have one, please if you're reading this and you're a straight/bisexual woman, I desperately need your help I beg of you
Steve:Hey guys, look at this loser! He doesn't have a woman!
Jim:SHUT THE FUCK UP STEVE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EITHER YOU CUCKHOLD!
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A guy who is charming , has the looks , the flirts , that makes someone think they're in love with them while also making them fall in love back . Basically a really hot guy that makes u in love and tempted to smash while having 20+ more people on the side.
" Dude , did u hear what Erick did ?"-M " no"-S" he made Sara fall in love with him but friend zoned her '' -M ''omg did u tell her about his side hoes or anything ?" -S "yea"-M "what did u tell him?"-S "I told him he was hella cute and confessed my love that I've had for him" -M "OMFG he's a womanizer " -S "ooops...."-M
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A guy who makes multiple girls believe he is in love with them, but just he is really looking for is one of them to get in his pants. The others act as back ups or are there when the others are unavailable to ease his pain.
Matthew Alyn Johnson is a womanizer.
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Someone who's increasing drunkenness and sexual promiscuity allows them to have sexual intercourse with a variety of females.
Rasputin and his 12 inch cock was a womanizer who nailed over 100,000 women.
Lee Bailey, huge womanizer.
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A man with the mind of a 17 year old. Who tells you he loves you and that you mean so much to him, and yada yada yada. While in a relationship with someone else. Mean while convincing you that they are unhappy in that other relationship...who is a complete piece of shit and has no emotions at all but pretends like he does. A legit piece of SHIT!
Bob; "I love sally"
Sally; "I love you too"
Bob;" I love you Sarah"
Sarah: "I love you to I am so glad we are back together for the 6,000,000 time after you have cheated on me"
BOB is such a WOMANIZER!
Only a retard would really stay with bob.
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