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The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.
During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood
To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"
This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.
1-In the legend of zelda: ocarina of time (also the best game ever created) when you begin the game you begin in an area called kokiri forest and there you can acess another area by climbing a cliff of vines called lost woods. here you go through a bunch of tunnels and have to guess your way through them if you mess up and go through the wrong tunnel you start form the begining. its very annoying but very cool once you get to the end where you enter the sacred meadows
2- a very hard place to find your way through.
1- i spent 2 hours finding my way through lost woods
2- the damn school is the lost woods i couldn't get to the library and had to ask the janitor.
When someone says or does something so unattractive to the point that your penis actually inverts itself
Person 1: Did you see the way she eats her pizza?
Person 2: Yeah. I am getting negative wood just staring at her.
Southern slang for erection.
Damn bro, she was at work and I was home sniffing her crotch rot through her pantyhose and just couldn't catch wood.
to continually make excuses for short-comings to your superiors, lacking ownership on your own part
The contractor has been wood-leggin' us on all their errors, making up excuses for their failures.
When a hunter comes back empty handed. The hunting isn't always for animals, and can mean an effort that didn't pay off. A big waste of time and effort.
How were your garage sales? They were a walk in the woods. I took a walk in the woods on the deal.
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