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A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.
Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.
friend 1: hey wanna go see Jurassic World on Wednesday?
friend 2: yes please x
a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.
friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend"
WoW player- "oh shit! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago!"
If Wayne was a president he would be Baberham Lincoln. I wish I was in Wayne's World. One disapointment: I saw that sweet car at Paramounts Great America and there was no licorice dispenser.
A sphincter says what?
what? ...exactly
Face it, something that will never happen.
Miss America: I wish for world peace.
Judge: WTF? Not possible dumbass anorexic whore. =)
said when a coincidence happens resulting from people knowing each other or meeting each other in unexpected circumstances.
Person 1: "turns out my new teachers Son plays football with my Brother.
Person 2: "it's a small world"
An oxymoronic depiction of seven young adults who are paid to live together and squabble over rediculous subjects. These seven people in no way represent a typical cross-section of their peers.
There is absolutely nothing real about the real world. Wanna see the real world? Try watching a guy work his way through college by surviving off of 25 cent ramen noodles. That's the real world beeyaitch!