just a flesh wound

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

wounded sea pigeon

The next day feeling of ones self after a heavy night of partying

Dave: " you look like death mate "

Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"

Wounded Indian Tribe

This is a combination of the Wounded Seagull and the Wounded Indian. In this maneuver the woman takes the 3-5 penises outlined in the wounded seagull and all of the men then bust in her hair and form a mohawk. They then dance around her in a group making indian noises and war cries

That girl I was with last night was a freak. I was just going to do the wounded indian, but she asked for my friends to join in and we ended up doing the wounded indian tribe instead

Pig Wound Fuck

An act to deter terrorism by capturing a terrorist, creating a wound and allowing the pig to penetrate the wound until he releases his seed.

There was a marked drop in terrorist activity when word got around that a band of vigilantes would pig wound fuck anyone caught involving themselves in terrorism.

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wounded dove

The act of injuring your partner during anal sex where they are flapping their arms as wings just as a wounded dove would.

Dude I was having anal sex with my girlfriend when she went all wounded dove on me and freaked me the fuck out!

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you wound me

In this context, wound is not the past tense of wind (as in to "wind up a clock", nor as in "the wind blows"). It is instead the verb form of the noun "wound", meaning an injury of some description.
this wound has nothing to do with an actual physical injury, it's more of an emotional wound

"Why, Jaime, my sweet brother," he said,"You wound me. You know how much I love my family."

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Million dollar wound

A wound received in war, that is not serious enough to kill or permanently disable, but is serious enough to warrant being taken out of combat for an extended period of time.

When Johnny got shot in the buttocks Bill said "That's a million dollar wound!"

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