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A yeehaw state full of mullets, and yes Wyoming does exist
Me: I hate living in Wyoming
Someone: Why?
Me: THERES YEEHAW BOYS WITH MULLETS WHO LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC
Where the men are men and the sheep are scared. Wyoming women are some of the toughest young men you’ll ever meet
A state in the U.S. that only a select few know of. Therefore, conspiracies about Wyoming run rampant, mainly about how the government is purposefully concealing information about the state to keep a doomsday device of epic proportions, housed mostly within its borders, top secret. There is no agreement on what said doomsday device is called, but leaked documents seem to mention something about “stones of yellow…”
It has fewer people than Alaska.
It’s shaped like an oval with corners. IT’S ANOTHER FRIGGIN’ RECTANGLE.
P1: I'm from Cheyenne. You know it?
P2: Oh, you mean the girl who lives a block from me? Yeah, I know her. She's so nice...
P1: No, I mean the city in Wyoming.
P2: The hell's a Wyoming?
the act of wyoming indicates one is beginning to wyom.
i started wyoming at 4 in the morning today.
A “state” that is a lie made by the government. Wyoming is truly a chunk error in the world that the US government has tried to fix without prevail.
“Wyoming is just a chunk error, just don’t tell the public.”
Wyoming does not exist, Only entities live there and the population info is fake. It is a government level top secret area where there is a high malformation in the multiversal reality structure and spacetime. It is a portal to other realities. Apparently, it is where the US government experiments with advanced entities and beings from the other multiverses. Anyone who enters the area will have fake memories implanted by super secret alien technology from area 51. Anyone who says they came from or lived in Wyoming is most likely not human.
Friend: I live in Wyoming!
Me: Hello, is this area 51? I think I found an alien.