You got me trippin on everythang

you got me stirred up or "trippin" on everything. basically you have someones mind screwed up.

1. How bout that trick wanna fight me
2. TWERD?
1. yahh i dnt know what imma do
2. Dawg you got me trippin on everythang about this chick... Who is she we gone get her

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Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.

1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!

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you got me fucked up

when you walk into work and everything’s in shambles because it’s busy.

oh hell no “you got me fucked up” i’m going the fuck home.

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You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

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do you trust me game

A game usually played between a new couple, used as either a way to see how far you can go with said person, or just as a time passer, the object is not to get the other person to say, no i do not trust you, the object is to get as far as you can without the person saying i don't trust you.

Sit your girlfriend beside you, ask to play the do you trust me game, put your hand on her knee, ask her if she trusts you, and if she says yes, move your hand up her leg slightly, same idea for a girl playing on a guy.

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You got me chopped

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them

You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

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you got me messed up

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.

A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!

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