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An extremely old ancient being who lived to be 1,000,000,000 years old and went on to win many 2hype competitions
Someone:Yo when was Zack ttg born?
Jesser: first day of the 20th century
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A famous Korean musician Youtube star who plays double guitar. Zack Kim has almost 100 million views. He plays two guitars that make sounds as soon as you touch the strings and not if you pluck or strum them. Because his guitars do not require a second hand he is able to play a variety of tracks such as the Super Mario Bro's Theme Song, The Simpsons Theme Song, and other tracks that would normally require more instruments and people to preform. He has a recording contract in Australia and amazes everyone to the point of rage when he preforms.
Person 1: I saw Zack Kim play the Super Mario Bro's Theme Song. How the hell does he do that?
Person 2: Crazy Koreans...
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Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.
Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?
Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.
Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?
Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.
Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?
Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.
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possibly one of the greatest middle linebackers in the NFL.with the dolphins since collage,and playes on wat used to be the greatest defence in the leage
man 1-yea!zack thomas just sacked chad pennington!
man 2-yea,but he plays better against the pats...
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the cutest boy alive.
adorable
hott bod
and he's my cyber friend:)
:) <3 god i just want zack bauer to do me
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A form of sarcastic ass talking, usually in that "dumb imitating someone voice". The goal of Zack Talk is to piss off the person you are talking to.
Kowsk: Dont try to Zack Talk me ricky.
Ricky: I'll kew you
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When your laying in bed using someone else’s Netflix account and all you can think about is Tyler’s prolapsed butthole.
A dirty Zack thinks Damn Tyler’s butthole is blown out
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