pubic zoo

(n) group of animals that live in one's pubic area

There are constant battles b/w edwin the snapping turtle and xena the chinchilla in zollo's pubic zoo

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To Go To The Zoo

Another word for going to the gym and getting huge so you can pull large amounts of women. Founded in Frisco, TX in 2009 by the entrepreneurs Tyler DuBay and Brantley Carroll.

"Dam son we need to go to the zoo so we can pull those ladies"

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Zoo-Buddy

n. \zü-bădēē\

1. A qualified professor released from a zoo.

2. A person acting like Zoo-Buddy.

Student1: "What's wrong with this guy?"
Student2: "Oh, don't you know, he's Zoo-Buddy"

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poo zoo

A zoo for poo. I think that pretty much wraps it up.

Greg: Where are you going this weekend?
John: Taking the kids to the poo zoo.
Greg: ew

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hum-zoo

short for human zoo..
a train wreck
picture lions runnig around the park, chasing zebras.. the monkeys are throwing shit at the guests

Friend 1:Dude, stay away from her she's a zoo
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: a hum-zoo

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zoo crew

additional types of people who
look like animals.

for example of zoo crew
michelle looks like a frog
erika looks like a pig
ganessa looks like a flamingo
myda looks like a rat

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Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.

Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.

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