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a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
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We've all heard of the 1-10 scale for looks, but take a look at the 1-10 scale for personality.
1-Witch, beast,bitch, monster. A very mean person, someone that no one likes. Self-centered with a huge ego.
Not a single once of kindness.
2-Awful, one with an ugly personality. Normally a self-absored weasel.
3-Plain mean, always mean, always will be mean.
4-Below average/unattractive personality, may appeal to mind as well.
5-Average, the personality of an average person. May be slightly mean but only in certain situations.
6-Above average personality. Barely an angel but not a devil.
7-Nice, pretty nice. Sometimes mean, sweet and sour.
8-Friendly, your average friendly person, normally smart, too.
9-Nice, kind, sweet, friendly, often book smart and very street smart. Knows how to treat other people because they want to be treated the same way.
10-An angel, sweet, kind, friendly, nice, beautiful personality, smart, wise, can never hold a grudge or hurt anyone. Doesn't exist but the closet one can get is 9.9.
The 1-10 scale (personality) should be used more often.
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A video on the internets that people who have never seen scat porn claim to be "the nastiest video in existence".
Person 1: WHOA MAN, Have you seen "2 girls 1 cup"?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: It's the nastiest video EVER!
Person 2: You've obviously never seen scat porn.
Person 1: What's that?
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2 kittens, 1 boy was a video posted on YouTube in 2010 by Luke Magnotta including a boy putting 2 small kittens into a vacuum seal bag and vacuum sealing them, both kittens died and Magnotta was arrested on June 4th 2012 for first-degree murder.
2 kittens, 1 boy is a disgusting video and should have never been posted in the first place.
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Don't be an asshole.
Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
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A foursome where Two men go into her vagina (pink) one goes in her ass (stink)
How bout we go 2 pink 1 stink?
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Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.
1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp
"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"
"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"
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