the CHRIStians are legendary menaces we have started the corn trend and saved lives forever, follow @sometimesdwtt on twitter for updates
1: CHRIStians are lifeless losers that have nothing to do
2: bro you’re lying they just joke around and have fun, nothing wrong with that
Christian is the type of person to always lie how big that fella is down there.
Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …
Christian is the type of person to always lie about how big that fella is down there.
Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …
He is a fucking legend he is dumb as fuck and funny as hell.
Be a Christian
I want to be a Christian
Christian (not as in someone who believes in christ) Specifically, someone that says joe and japan a lot
X: Dude, did you hear Christian say his catchphrase today?
Y:No, i missed it. I really wanted to hear ''joe japan''...
big
bulging
bulky
chunky
heavy
hefty
inflated
large
meaty
obese
plump
well-fed
blimp
bovine
broad
bull
butterball
distended
gross
husky
lard
roly-poly
solid
stout
swollen
beefy
brawny
burly
corpulent
dumpy
elephantine
fleshy
gargantuan
heavyset
jelly-belly
oversize
paunchy
plumpish
ponderous
porcine
portly
potbellied
pudgy
rotund
thickset
weighty
whalelike
"wow that guy is Christian as fuck"