anal air

A fart.

Bursting air out of ones anus.

Who let out that nasty anal air?

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raw anal

The act of sliding it in dry.

"Yo dawg have you seen Shelley? Her and Shawn did raw anal over the weekend. It was sick."

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Anal Sex

The closest you can get to being gay, but still not being gay.

Fred:I just had anal sex with my girlfriend last night.
Bob:That's kinda gay.

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anal baby

An infant that is born from the anus(usually of a homosexual male). How do you make one you ask? Well its a quite simple and usually painless procedure.
#1 you find a doner egg and insert into the anus(turkey baster works best)
#2 you a. use doner sperm or b. have anal sex with sed. individual.
#3 after the egg is fertalized then it will feed off the fecies for usually nine months and grow to term in the colin.
#4 the child is born smelling of filth and rottenness "congrats. its a boy ".

Steve gave birth to a nine pound eleven ounce anal baby.

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chicken anal

A phrase that must always be screamed when spoken. It has created a legacy for itself as the most hilarious random phrase to ever be imagined, and upon utterance, evokes hilarity in any situation no matter how solemn or serious. If you don't understand, you never will, it cannot be explained. You either get it or you don't. In fact, the mere act of defining the word is an unforigivable sin. I should be punished for this atrocity against humor. However, I am only writing this to bring the phrase to public attention and spread its fame further. Just know that the phrase must always be taken literally as one chicken jamming its erect penis into another chicken's asshole. Furhtermore, it must always be visualized and visually depicted as two hens committing the act. Now some might say this is biologically impossible and that at least one male rooster must be present to provide the cockadoodle (if you know what I mean), but screw that shit it's funnier this way. It goes agaisnt science goddamn it!

I scream "CHICKEN ANAL!" to my friends all the time when I see em. The girls all stare at us like we have 2 dicks.

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Anal Vice

A device similar to that of a normal bench vice but instead of being used to hold, metal prongs are inserted into the anus and the vice wound open, thus creating a 'goatse' effect. Used to cause pain and assist in the insertion of objects into the anus.

Shutup, bitch or i'll put you in an Anal Vice.

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anal marauder

the action of fucking your girl in the ass and then dumping her afterwards

i am the anal marauder ........ for just before i break up with a bitch i plug her in her ass

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