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A scientific test to understand the density of your breasts
Using calipers pinch the top part of your breast where the boob meets your rib/chest
The use the reading in mm to determine the density
5cm or more = very full breasts
4cm = full breasts
3.5xm = starting to sag
3cm = sagging
2.5cm = deflated
2cm = empty (devoid of fat)
1.5cm = skin bags (devoid of fat and milk ducts shrivelled up)
1cm = slices (like sandwich meat slices. Devoid of fat, milk ducts shrivelled up and skin has been abnormally stretched making them thinner than standard skin)
0.5cm = sandwich bags. So thin they float on water like lilly pads. Like holding a silk sock.
Less than 0.5cm = Boobs don't get and thinner than this without falling off. Wearing a tshirt would double the depth of your breasts. Thin as a spaniels ears
Test your breast density with this pinch test
How soft are your boobs? Use this pinch test to find out
Piss Boob is when someone pisses on someone's boob, it is most common in Canada and the United States and is usually performed by those with urophilia.
P1: "yo I just did the Piss Boob with my girlfriend"
P2: "yoo that's awesome"
Dammit! I caught Stacey cheating on me again with Chad. That stupid boob sex of a person I hope gets what she deserves. In the mean time I’m gonna drink choccy milk and go fuck myself in sadness.
A test to determine if your boobs are a) saggy or not and b) how saggy they are
Firstly sit back in a chair or sit up in bed and place a pencil on the underside of your breast. If the nipple resides below the pencil then the boob is saggy.
There is then a scale to determine how saggy the boob is by the number of pencils it takes to get to the nipple
Scale:
1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated
3 pencil = empty
4 pencil = completely drained
5 pencil = witch tits
6 pencil = completely ruined
7 pencil = football socks
8 pencil = sausage tits
I'm going to do the saggy boob test today to see how saggy my tits are
When titties smell similar to a fishy pussy.
Dude yo bitch got stinky boobs.
When someone has abs defined enough,it looks and feel like boobs and since it's on the belly.. BOOM,belly boobs.
Ayoo?! homie hit the gym so hard he finally got d'em belly boobs!
February second is national boobs appreciation day! Where we appreciate boobs of all sizes big and small. Make sure to tell all of your friends you love their boobs and you may even get a peek!
Sarah: what day is it today?
John: February 2nd of course, national boobs appreciation day!
Sarah: oh wow then here is your gift!