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When some one named brieann burned you
IF YOU AREN'T ME DON'T SAY IT. IT'S THE BRI-LAW
Friend Joey: I have been in a couple before
Brieann: A couple of jerks!.....Bri-Burned
When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize”
During sex a female will pour gasoline on a swedish males testicules and then light them on fire.
Sara i did the burning swedish meatball with my boyfriend.
Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Reference to smoking weed, usually offered to someone (or someone asks the other person)
The person with the weed comes and smokes with you while you’re out of your stash
Usually done for something in return
“You tryna burn me down after I do your hair?”
“Yea I’ll hit you when I’m here.”
To completely destroy someone's reputation.
Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.
Burn houses is a stress reliever for people who are a part of the Ladies cult. It is often used when Ladies are either mad at someone or just need a little stress relief. The major tool we use is a Flame Thrower 3000. Or even sometimes a mini flame thrower.
"That ladies stole my lunch money" "Go burn houses down!" (huehuehue)