A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.
Guy: wanna see it?
Girl: sure
Guy: ok here
Girl: HOLY CRAP its a Charlie Feezor
Charlie Simpter (or Sumpter) is a massive simp for a girl that he says has weird hair now. His last name Simpter is derived from him being a big simp.
Yo are yo Charlie Simpter?
No im not a simp
To leave a beer half drank; waster of beer
(Past tense) Charlied a beer
Charlie; a guy who doesn’t finish beers
1). “Hey Ben there is a half drank beer here getting warm is this yours?”
“No Preston just left he’s been Charlie-ing beers all day.”
2). “Yo! Half of these beers are half full who’s the Charlie?”
Soul mates
Charlie is a crackhead immature funny childish hot guy, and Freya is a funny, beautiful, wife-material, family oriented, hot girl. They cancel each others flaws out, and magnify there strengths, these two are the power couple. If you see a Freya and Charlie together, never let them seperate.
Lady: Holy sh*t! Those young kids are so cute together!
Man: Oh yes! There going to be together forever I can just tell!
Lady: Goodness there kids are going to be attractive.
Man: They must be a Charlie and Freya.
A sexy women who all kids have a go with 😉
Hey man I just banged a woman, she was almost as good as Charlie’s mum
the two most hottest soap opera creators of all time, they got looks and talent to kill
person one: who on earth was the genious who created washing our socks at the laundromatt?
person two: oh, you dont know? only the two hottest producers yet
person one: ohh billy & charlie... gosh i wish i were them
person two: me too person one, me too.
Charlie Adams is a small boy usually has the hugest heart and a strange personality. His hair needs some work and he might need to add some meat to his scronny ass. Charlie is the kindest when it comes to animal life but he has a tiny pecker. He has a massive melons and sucks ass at everything. He will fuck a pig and suck the milk out of a cows utters. He has no style and simps more than anyone. He reeks of expired milk and maggots that have infested a dead corpse. He is also uncircumcised. aka a bitch nigga faggot ass hoe ass stanky ass queer.
"Did you hear about what Charlie Adams did?'
"No"
"He choked on a tiny penis and died!"
"Guacamole nigga penis"