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If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 9, 2007

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if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005

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if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

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College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.

When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

by Sisak24 June 16, 2021


name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food

You were so bored, you decided to type in the categories, didn't you? Ok. You can do that, if you want.

Guy 1: What are the categories on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: I know! They are name music sex drugs work college internet religion sports food.
Guy 1: How did you remember that?
Guy 2: I don't know.

by Sudo Nim? May 31, 2018

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Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories ๐ŸŽ“ College ๐Ÿšฌ Drugs ๐Ÿฐ Food ๐Ÿ’ฌ Internet ๐ŸŽง Music ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ Name ๐Ÿ™ Religion ๐Ÿ† Sex โšฝ๏ธ Sports ๐Ÿ“ˆ Work Store Blog

Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.

Urban Dictionary
Browse A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z # new Categories ๐ŸŽ“ College ๐Ÿšฌ Drugs ๐Ÿฐ Food ๐Ÿ’ฌ Internet ๐ŸŽง Music ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿฝ Name ๐Ÿ™ Religion ๐Ÿ† Sex โšฝ๏ธ Sports ๐Ÿ“ˆ Work Store Blog

by \/+{[me]}+\/ April 30, 2021

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College ruled

A small paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type of paper.

This term is the opposite of wide ruled

You got those college ruled?

by BFxx January 21, 2018