The whitest name you'll ever know, but he still pulls more girls than you lmao
Your mom: i just met your friend Ethan
Me: ok
The most homophobic and republican fatass the world has ever seen. Hyper religious and stupid. Many Ethan’s hang out with jock friend groups who think they accept them, but really don’t even notice them. Ethan’s are also extremely vulgar and are more prone to saying slurs. Often times one can find an Ethan harassing a group of minorities and spouting slur after slur.
Yo Jerome, this bitch across the room is for real an Ethan
Oh word? Let’s dip ‘fore we get harassed.
Ethan is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's really shy and reserved, but if you're lucky enough to catch his eye, just know that you found your best friend. Ethan is funny and has a broken sense of humor: his jokes are all about saying random words in random situations or just casually mentioning Ed Sheeran while talking. He's a talented musician who prefers to be quiet and just play, he's basically the most humble rockstar you'll ever meet. He's a very sensitive boy with lots of issues, but he's always ready to listen to your struggles too. FIND YOURSELF AN ETHAN!! <3
"so as I was saying, yesterday i tripped on a rock and fell on my face, I almost broke my nose!"
"aha lmao"
"wtf Ethan what are you on"
"xanax"
"oh"
A guy with a massive T-Rex cock
Ethan ripped apart my pussy with his giant T-Rex cock
beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.
beautiful female named Bethany who most likely came here to search for her name without the first and last letter for a tiktok challenge.