A person you need to block because they are not real and they are the worst mercy main in the world.
Omg is that Ethan I NEED TO FUCKING PUKE
Ethan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and long flowing blonde hair. He is really good at sports and he specifically loves baseball. He is average height and very athletic. If you ever meet an Ethan do anything you can to make him happy. If you ever get into a fight with Ethan, even though he is not quick to apologize, he still cares for you. Ethan is the guy all the girls will crush on, even the older girls.
Girl 1: Wow he is really good at baseball!
Girl 2: Well Duh! That's Ethan!
Ethan is that really dumb kid that always wants rot be in the center of attention. He will always want attention, and is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He smells like a toilet walking around all day, and you shouldn’t be friends with him. This is a warning. Don’t hang out with an Ethan.
Hey guys, I got a 78 on my test! My mom will get me something from McDonalds!
No one cares, Ethan. Go take a bath.
Person 1: oh look it’s that little mayo monkey Ethan who gets off to 16 yr olds
Jet: what a bitch