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the jessica effect

When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.

Damn the Jessica Effect! Why are there no cute gay guys?

by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 30, 2016

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The Hoodie Effect

This is when you see someone with a hoodie, and you find them attractive without realizing it. This only works on some people, and you will probably stare at that person for a long time.

He has The Hoodie Effect on me, he's so hot!

by zulily123 May 9, 2014

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the hahn effect

Situation in which a socially awkward male is able to attract and score with a female who is waay out of his league solely due to his sexual prowess.

She's a dime, wtf is she sleeping with a 2!?!? He must have the Hahn Effect

by KARL GANT February 15, 2016

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newton effect

The point at which gravity pulls the turd out from beneath one's sphincter.

That was the biggest thing I have ever had to shit out, but then the newton effect helped me.

by Thebrowned July 28, 2014

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"The Sinead Effect"

phrase coined by John Lowell for moderately attractive female artist who becomes the most beautiful woman in the world the second she opens her mouth

Stevie Nicks displayed "The Sinead Effect" during "The Dance" tour in 1997.

Belinda Carlisle and Susanna Hoffs are definitely not "The Sinead Effect" (being hot and slutty in the 80s is an automatic disqualification).

by John Lowell March 26, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rittenhouse Effect

Its when a person walks into your stronghold, starts shit and/or threaten you (even if just by your very presence), then later claim self defense when you try and stop them.

Principal: "The guy went into the girls bathroom and then proceeded to snap your daughter's bra. Your daughter then slugged him, knocking him to the ground. He then hit her back just as teachers arrived. We are going to suspend her, but not him as it appears she punched him first."
Father: "So my daughter is another victim of the Rittenhouse Effect"

by Pocket Full of Kryptonite September 21, 2020

21๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Axe Effect

1. The result of spraying axe.
2. The attraction and arousal of any woman within a 10 foot radius.

The Axe Effect can make even butch lesbians go straight.

by SirOwnzAlot February 29, 2004

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